Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Twitter wants to start tracking you on the Web, here's how to opt-out.
Imprisoned AT&T hacker "Weev" is challenging computer law.
Oh, and that teen who posted violent comments on Facebook is still in jail.
Smitten spies? Edward Snowden got a proposal tweet from from red-headed Russian agent Anna Chapman.
The White House attempted to quel America's rage against the Westboro Baptist Church with the dullest ... GIF ... ever.
Mouse inventor and computing pioneer Douglas Engelbart passed away earlier this week. He was 88.
Over in Scotland, a supermarket shopper found a dragon in the toilet.
Oh, and get this! Women do better on math tests when they fake their names.
Llamas as pets is now a thing.
Feral pigs are going hog wild across a growing area of the United States.
In closing: Giant cats are coming for us all.
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.
