Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
The Google I/O is today, and we'll be covering it live: Expect a music service, revamped maps and more.
A run-of-the-mill LinkedIn user agreement update has revealed that the professional networking site has been an unwilling host to the world’s oldest profession. (Um ... prostitution.)
Meanwhile, fake Romeos are getting rich off women ages 50 and older, who are by far the biggest victims of online romance scams, federal authorities report.
Avoid an interstellar diplomatic incident by consulting Bing's new Klingon-English translation service.
Apple's Siri wants you to get to the point, already.
Gmail is gaining popularity among spies, but it's seriously not nearly top secret enough.
Does porn cause violence? Not so much.
Some dude won't stop spying on this one lady in Seattle.
BlackBerry opened Messenger to iPhone, Android, in case you care.
The Brony Thank You Fund spun out of an Indiegogo fundraiser for fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ("bronies" and "pegasisters").
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.
