As Jon Stewart riffed on hilariously last night on "The Daily Show," "our long national nightmare is over." The Verizon iPhone is here!
And, oh hey! We could see a PlayStation phone in February.
Somebody saw a prototype for the alleged Facebook phone, and apparently it's a dud.
Meanwhile, that $8.5 million Facebook paid the American Farm Bureau Federation to acquire fb.com for its employee email and whatnot sure could buy a lot of hay, wouldn't you say?
More importantly, Facebook will now distribute AMBER alerts via with the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children.
The lawsuit over Courtney Love's grammatically-incorrect smack talk on Twitter could lead to legal precedent.
The World Erotic Art Museum in Miami wants to sue Thomas Hawk for $2 million for posting photograph he took in the museum on Flickr.
Speaking of crime: Want to see the world through the world's unsecured security cameras? Sure, we all do!
Some startup tech company is calling itself "Hipster," and I'm already annoyed.
In other news, Heidi the cross-eyed opossum has more than 171,000 Facebook fans.
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