Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.
Google again took the lead Sunday for impressive April Fools Day pranks, with its introduction of a self-driving car to compete in stock car racing among other things. Here's the rest of the nonsense pulled on what we around here call "The Most Annoying Day on the Internet."
Not an April Fool's gag: Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in some kind of movie about Steve Jobs. (Oh, and I totally called this 179 days ago. Y'all probably owe me money or something!)
The developer behind the creepy, stalker-like Girls Around Me app says it's not stalker-like at all; but with Foursquare having yanked access to the app in recent days -- essentially neutering it -- the developer has pulled the app from Apple's App Store.
Spoiler alert! Here are the top 10 reasons the Titanic sank! (No. 1 is "iceberg.")
Here's a judge who says bloggers totally are journalists!
The folks at Consumer Reports sounded alarm bells when their tests suggested that the new iPad tends to run hotter than its predecessor, but — despite those initial concerns —those consumer watchdogs are recommending the third-generation Apple tablet.
Oh and STOP PRESS! Turns out for teen girls, cellphones and cars really don't mix.
OMG you guys! It's the best music video for a book you will ever see! EVER!
And here's a meme so meta your head will explode: "Stop Making Memes, James Van Der Beek" meme.
— compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.
