This just in! The Internet is gianormous! Also, it changes everything and will continue to do so in the future.
Justin Bieber keeps changing the Internet, too! This new URL shortener Bieber.ly shrinks your URLs, and shows you a big picture of the Bieb to boot
CityVille now has more than 100 million users. I want to make a "Green Acres" joke here referencing FarmVille, but I got nothin'!
Microsoft made a serious nerd-level snap on the Google announcement that it's dropping H.264 from Chrome in favore of WebM, likening WebM to Esperanto. Get it?
This one isn't a joke: A Houston rabbi developed a "Space Invaders"-style iPhone app that lets you zap STDs.
Speaking of iPhones, you know how everyone's all psyched about the Verizon iPhone? Turns out the CEO of Verizon hasn't even ever used an iPhone!
Speaking of Apple, if you're an iPad user who hated it when the company changed iPad's side switch from an orientation lock into a mute switch, good news: iOS 4.3 lets you choose what the switch does now.
Check out this video to see what else iOS 4.3 lets you do now. (It's in beta.)
If your'e a Facebook user who longs for the past, good news! "What's on your mind?" is returning to the home page.
Hey! Want to see the most amazing press release ever written?!
How about some beautiful bugs made out of human hair? You can't get grossed out — it's art!
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