Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't mind that "Titanic" film director James Cameron called him a "son of a bitch" for shaming him into correcting the movie's constellations. He tells our own Alan Boyle why.
Meanwhile, Nokia's Lumia 900 is here and it's a stunner of a smartphone. Our own Rosa Golijan takes a look at this new Windows Phone and explains why it could easily lure you away from your Android or iPhone.
Instagram is finally available for Android, and boy is it ever popular, logging 2000 downloads a minute! But iPhone users are not happy about it. No sir! Not happy about Android users getting Instagram, not at all!
Oh! And somebody got stabbed at a BlackBerry event. What?
In cooler news, an MIT robotics research team just got a $10 million grand from the National Science Foundation to develop a "Robot Kinko's!"
Speaking of Facebook, CEO Larry Page is totally obsessed with Facebook. Still!
A teacher's aide refused to turn over her Facebook password to school district deliminators. So they fired her.
Twitter updated its iPhone app, allegedly fixing that weird weird mention/interaction refresh bug.
Maker-upper of Apple Foxconn stories, Mike Daisey shut down his blog and Twitter account … for a few hours, anyway.
In closing, 38 situations that aren't going to end well.
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