Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.
Here's how Justin Bieber made one Texas grandma's life miserable via Twitter.
Oh, and remember when Spike Lee tweeted that senior couple's address?
Thirty-three students at a Jewish girl's school in Crown Heights, Brooklyn ponied up a $100 each after they were stone-cold busted using Facebook.
Oh, and are you feeling fat? Blame Facebook!
Meanwhile, Google is getting into the iPad competition business, and will open an online store that sells tablet PCs directly to you, the consumer. At least according to this report.
And Google Maps now gives you real time traffic info!
Here's a clever dating website that requires access to your Facebook account. Well, now he's going to pay. Literally.
Here's a Facebook account entirely devoted to a single cause: destroying Facebook.
Oh hey kids! Wanna hear the sound of White Male Privilege in Midlife Crisis?
And in closing, "Hunger Games" public service announcements. The more you know!
— compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.
