Live from Facebook (today at 4:45 ET) President Barack Obama is holding a town hall forum. Watch and submit your questions here and here.
Apple's iPhone 5 will have a faster processor and will begin shipping in September ... according to unnamed insiders, anyway.
We won't see Motorola's 4G Droid Bionic for Verizon until summer.
Speaking of summer, if you're thinking about buying a waterproof camera, this may help you decide.
Meanwhile, tablets are totally eating into the tablet market ... or they're not. Depends on who you ask.
Here's why Match.com can't screen out sex offenders, no matter how hard the match-making website tries.
Skynet, the artificial intelligence system created by the U.S. Military, became self aware last night at 8:11 p.m.*
Twitter seems to be hiding over-tweeters.
Gwyneth Paltrow went blah blah blah about Internet haters on last night's "Glee."
In other news: "Sad Eggsy Boyfriends" are the Etsy-est thing to ever Etsy!
*Not everyone considers this Canon.
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