Guide to animals Mark Zuckerberg has (and hasn't yet) slaughtered

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As we recently learned from an email Mark Zuckerberg for some reason sent to Fortune, the Facebook CEO is expanding himself through an eatin' and ethics project in which he slits the throats of domesticated farm animals and outsources the carcases for the butcherin'. 

It's kind of like having a waiter bring a bunny to your table so you can snap its fuzzy widdle neck before sending it back to the kitchen, where it is skinned and cooked, then returned to your table as a steaming plate of hossenfeffer.

NOTE: Mark Zuckerberg has not yet taken out a bun-bun (that we know of), but if you're having trouble keeping track, Buzzfeed thoughtfully compiled a must-see visual hit list of Zuck's current kills: Animals That Mark Zuckerberg Has Slaughtered So Far.

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Helen A.S. Popkin goes blah blah blah about the Internet. Tell her to get a real job on Twitter and Facebook, won't you?

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