Keith Olbermann rounds up tabloid and entertainment news every night on “Keeping Tabs.” On Thursday, Dec. 14 he said this:
Brangelina to adopt again?
Angelina Jolie's year-end contemplations include adopting another child. Ms. Jolie’s daughter with Brad Pitt, Shiloh, is still fresh from her “Daily News” cover story at seven months, but Ms. Jolie says the family is ready to adopt again, in part so that her two adopted children will not think she and Mr. Pitt value their biological children more.
Jolie said, "Yes we have Shiloh, and it’s been a wonderful experience, but we want to find another brother or sister in the world for our family."
Ms. Jolie added this confession, "I’m on the pill."
And she said she would not randomly choose another ethnicity for her mixed race family, but that it was a question of balance. That ship has sailed.
Hilton sisters are very close
Life appears to be merrily off-balance for Paris Hilton, who has now become cuddly with sister Nicky in the back of a limo. They were scantily clad, according to MSNBC.com’s Jeannette Walls, and photographs of them are bouncing around the Internet. The sisters are both wearing teddies. Paris Hilton is in stockings and garters. In some of the photos, reportedly, the ladies had their legs up in the air and their behinds are touching. Merry Christmas. Where is a class act like Britney Spears when you need her?
Joe Francis goes 'Wild'
A decidedly no class-act gets sentenced. Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild" infamy has been ordered to serve at least eight hours of community service a month for 30 months. His videos of drunken college women on spring break made so much money for him and his Mantra Films that the judge found the 2 million dollar fine insufficient.
Francis’ company had admitted to using minors in films and violating other laws, so U.S. district judge Richard Smoke of Panama City, Florida ordered 32 hours of community service per month to be shared among the employees, including Mr. Francis. And they have to do it while wearing brassieres. OK, I made the last part up.
