Keith Olbermann rounds up tabloid and entertainment news every night on “Keeping Tabs.” On Thursday, Nov. 30 he said this:
The lead singer of the Wiggles, Australia’s pre-schooler version of Abba, is calling it quits. So who is the Yoko Ono in this sad story? It turns out lead singer Greg Page, a.k.a. the Yellow Wiggle, is not leaving for love. Page reports that he has a chronic, but not life threatening condition, which impairs his ability to perform. Will this break up the band? Not to worry, bandmate Murry Cook says, "Children tend to center on one thing, so, if he is wearing the yellow shirt and has got black hair, he is pretty much Greg. Look for Greg Pages response in an upcoming experimental solo concept album.
In case you thought 2006 might end without somebody throwing another curve ball at Anna Nicole Smith, batter up. A court has reportedly ordered Ms. Smith out of the Bahamas house where she had been staying, after a former boyfriend claimed he was only loaning her the one million dollar home. Smith has said it was a gift, but it is not clear whether she remembered to get a receipt. Smith is also not being clear about another residence, her uterus. She told Entertainment Tonight, I think I might be pregnant again. She later insisted she was joking. Stay away from those alligators.
