For hundreds of years, the flamboyant sellers of patent medicines relied not only on exorbitant claims and theatrical presentations to push their panaceas, but also employed accomplished artists to create advertisements for their too-good-to-be-true elixirs and gadgets.
“Quack, Quack, Quack,” a new exhibit at the Philadelphia Museum of Art, showcases the prints, posters and pamphlets that guaranteed everything from “animal magnetism” to cures for “the indiscretions of youth” — and were the precursors of today’s spam e-mails and late-night infomercials that also promise the moon but rarely deliver.
“Quacks have been around forever and they’re still with us,” said William H. Helfand, a longtime collector of medical art and ephemera who organized the show and wrote the accompanying catalog.
Potions still have modern-day appeal
It might be hard to understand how anyone would believe some of the claims — a magnetic wafer that cures sterility? — or who would think it was beneficial to have “sweet blood.” But though the ads might induce some self-satisfied laughter at the naiveté of our forebears, the sales of diet pills and no-effort exercise contraptions show we still aren’t immune to the charms of magic potions.
The exhibit’s 75 works trace quackery from about 1600 to 1930 and include well-known artists including Maxfield Parrish, William Hogarth and Jacques Callot.
There’s the 1885 lithograph for the “health jolting chair,” an electrified wooden seat promising women “bright sparkling eyes; a sweet, pure breath; and a vivacious manner.” A Parrish poster from the late 1800s for No-To-Bac anti-tobacco gum features the product’s gladiator vanquishing his foe, whose shield reads “Nicotine.”
The charlatans peddling such products were not without critics, who used humor to illustrate their skepticism. A spoof from 1834 on James Morison’s popular vegetable pills, for example, shows a man carrying a pair of wooden peg-legs under his arm and bragging to a friend that the supposed blood-purifiers regrew his lost appendages overnight.
'Quacks will never go away'
Then, as now, the unbelievers didn’t put much of a dent in sales.
Until the 19th century, quacks traveled from town to town selling their wares. Modern medicine had not yet evolved. Barbers performed surgery and itinerant dentists pulled teeth and dispensed “wonder drugs” that were similar to the opium- and quinine-laden medicine that doctors dispensed.
When bona fide medical practice and licensing took hold, quacks began to sell their own propriety products and used testimonials from the rich and famous. Legislation came that limited the excessive claims of patent medicines, and new testing technology allowed scientists to determine the often-toxic ingredients in secret formulas — and warn the public.
However, quackery persists from health food stores to magazines in promising quick cures, boundless energy, better memory and a smaller waistline.
“Quacks are the supreme pitchmen,” Ittman said. “Madison Avenue learned a lot from these guys.”
