It's a bull market for jokes.
Wall Street was in free fall on Monday morning — but dozens of Twitter users were flying high on sarcastic one-liners and memes.
Here are some highlights:
[opens Twitter] "DOW DOWN 1,000 POINTS" [closes Twitter]
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) August 24, 2015Nobody panic. When the stock market realizes that One Direction is only taking a hiatus, not breaking up, it will bounce right back.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) August 24, 2015#BlackMonday Is there a stock I can buy that is responsible for red fonts?! That seems like a winner today. pic.twitter.com/xbDSkUFuv7
— Philip DeFranco (@PhillyD) August 24, 2015LIVE from the floor of the #NYSE pic.twitter.com/EjCo0ycZqW
— Casey Feldman (@ligerxx) August 24, 2015Save us, Deez Nuts #BlackMonday
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 24, 2015Gird your loins #BlackMonday #WallStreet pic.twitter.com/zD8P4j841s
— Sean Lauer (@seanlauer) August 24, 2015I'd panic over this #BlackMonday thing, but I still have all my unused Y2K reserves in my bomb shelter. Also, I don't have any money anyway.
— Keating Thomas (@keatingthomas) August 24, 2015*looks at market scores *runs out of office *jumps out window #WallStreet
— Robert Guerrero (@RobertSportsMD) August 24, 2015sad state of affairs: I bet there's people more worried about their fantasy football drafts than the stock market #WallStreet
— Pete Catapano (@pcatapano) August 24, 2015This is why I put all my money in Beanie Babies.
— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) August 24, 2015The stock market is crashing because your tweets are bad. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) August 24, 2015
